‘Twas the Week After Impeachmas

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‘Twas the week after Impeachmas and all through the House
The Dems were still cheering at impeaching Trump, that louse!
The Articles were hung near the Senate with care
In the hopes that Cocaine Mitch would run a trial that’s fair.

The Squad were nestled all snug in their beliefs
That impeaching Trump would soon bring them relief.
And Speaker Pelosi in her Prada, after finishing a night cap,
Had just settled in for a long wine-fueled nap.

When out near the Mall there arose such a clamor
But Pelosi didn’t stir because, well, she was hammered.
Rashida Tlaib took charge, running out like a heifer,
And started screaming, “Let’s impeach that MFer!”

The moon on the snow made the light seem to dance
And made poor little Adam take a Schiff in his pants.
When what to his big bugged out eyes did appear
But a big monster truck with Trump/Pence on its rear.

With an orange-hued driver, so lively and plump
They knew in a moment it was President Trump
More rapid than Creepy Joe Biden feels shame
He called to his minions and called them by name.

“On Nunes! On Limbaugh! On Pence and Rudy!
On Laura! On Pirro! On Rush and Hannity!
To heck with Impeachmas and what the Left wants
Let’s fill up their Twitter accounts with our taunts!”

As dry heaves wracked the Speaker before she blew chow
The Left cried, “We impeached him, but how?
How is he still more popular than we think?”
When Ms. Pelosi replied, “I’ll have another drink.”

And then in a twinkling (or was it a thunk),
AG Barr then appeared and said, “Listen, you punks.
Your articles were bogus, not a crime to be had,
And John Durham knows if you’ve been good or been bad.”

Trump dressed in a suit, dark blue, almost black
And his fingers flew quickly as he Tweeted another attack
“Impeachment is a hoax! Dems hunt for a witch!
And Schiff is a low down dumb son of a snitch!”

His eyes, how they sparkled, each time he hit Send
And then he would insult them again and again
He questioned Dems’ ethics and the extent of their crimes
He mocked Elizabeth Warren, for the sake of old times.

He blew up their Twitters, he lambasted the news
He made them even angrier by supporting the Jews
He mocked them as weak and without many brains
And said, “Take a look at those Stock Market gains!”

AOC was astounded! Adam Schiff was aghast!
(Speaker Pelosi, of course, was still drunk off her ass.)
Bernie Sanders was furious! Liz Warren’s face looked quite grim.
Tom Steyer kept trying to get people to pay attention to him.

Mayor Pete was in shock, for Trump’s tactics he did resent!
Tulsi Gabbard showed up just to vote “Present.”
The blood from all the Left’s faces did drain
When their rhetoric made Marianne Williamson sound sane.

Trump’s minions arrived on the White House West Lawn
And made note the Left’s hopes of removing Trump were gone.
The Left made the bed in which they would now lie
And all they could do was yell, curse, and cry.

There would be no removal, the impeachment was for naught
And soon the full fury of John Durham would be wrought
Their crimes would be exposed, their hopes would be dashed
(But not before their checks from George Soros could be cashed).

Impeachmas was pyrrhic in spite of their bliss
‘Cause they forgot “If you come for the king, you better not miss.”
Even Speaker Pelosi, still tipsy from the booze
Knew in the upcoming election, they’d be lucky to lose.

With one final Tweet, the President did turn
And let the Left’s hopes for 2020 smolder and burn
As the truck sped off like a giant metal manta
AOC looked puzzled and asked, “Was that Santa?”

A Lack of Concentration

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Our favorite freshman Representative, the Socialist Socialite, recently compared the detention centers for illegal immigrants along our Southern border as “concentration camps.” Since then, she’s explained, re-explained, spun, lied, and continued to double down on her comments, no matter how silly and insane the initial comment was.

The situation at our shared border with Mexico is as inconsistent as Joe Biden’s campaign strategy. The ones calling the detention centers “concentration camps” show photos, news reports, and eyewitness accounts, all of which make people think it’s Auschwitz on the Rio Grande. Those defending the detention centers point out how bad things were, show photos of current centers, and downplay what’s going on by saying President Donald Trump is trying to address the problem with a wall and more money for better conditions.

And somewhere in between is the truth, provided people commenting on the border issue still care about it.

The hyperbole flying around on the border issue makes Mothra look like a gnat, and much of it comes from the side that has the most to gain politically, the Left. To give you the Reader’s Digest condensed version, Leftists use illegal immigration to pump up their voter base, using an intricate system of bribery, rhetoric, and, oh yeah, lying. In order to keep that influx of voters flowing, the Left needs America to have borders more porous than a giant sponge dropped in the middle of a gang shoot-out.

This is where things get weird. The “concentration camps” are horrible places, according to Leftists, so it begs the question of why so many people would try to cross the border illegally to get here if they know they’re heading into a nightmare (as the Leftists claim). After all, wouldn’t that knowledge be a deterrent? It makes no sense in the context of Leftist policy on border security…until you realize it’s part of a larger plan. Remember, the same folks who are getting up in arms over the detention centers now are the same ones who a) looked the other way when former President Barack Obama took similar if not the same actions, b) want to treat illegal immigrants like citizens, and c) want to abolish ICE. Leftists like the Socialist Socialite have a plan to make the illegal immigration issue into a hot button issue in 2020.

And they do it through misinformation, like calling the detention centers “concentration camps.”

The Left has chosen this phrase carefully because it invokes the specter of Adolf Hitler and the Nazis. The phrasing is intended to reinforce the rhetoric of the past 2+ years that President Trump is Hitler, ICE is Trump’s Gestapo, and we are living in a fascist society under Trump. (Just ignore the fact fascist leaders tend to kill off the opposition instead of letting them make fools of themselves on the daily. Thanks, Twitter!) If enough people believe Trump is a fascist, it creates a problem for Trump’s reelection efforts, which is exactly what the Left is banking on right now.

So, are the detention centers as horrible as the Left makes them out to be? Some of them are, and some of them aren’t. Granted, the detention centers could be Club Med and the Left would still complain, but let’s be honest here. We can and should do better than we are.

The best way to overcome Leftist propaganda is to think ahead and offer actual solutions. If a detention center makes New York City in “Escape From New York” look like a church picnic, fix the damn thing! It won’t stop Leftists from shrieking and lying, but at least it will be a step in the right direction. If a detention center is providing basics to illegal immigrants, make sure those are the model for all the others. Root out the bad apples and bring in people who care about helping instead of impeding the progress we need to make.

That means Leftists like the Socialist Socialite should shut their pieholes unless they want to get their hands dirty and fix the situation. Of course, they won’t because reasons, but it might be a way for them to come to the table with solutions.

And, no, building a wall isn’t a solution. Building on a commitment to America being the Land of Opportunity while also being the Land That Doesn’t Just Let Anybody Come In Without A Reservation is.