The GOOPS

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The Republican National Convention in Cleveland is over, and people are still talking about it, but not in a good way. From the coverage and commentary throughout the week, the Republican Party has made an already seemingly bad situation into a metaphysical certainty of bad decisions that make Kanye West look like Ben Franklin.

Okay, I’m kidding. It really wasn’t that bad. I mean, the Democrats have their chance to match the pure suckitude of the RNC soon when they will have to push a Hillary Clinton/Tim Kaine candidate down the throats of the delegates, all while pandering to Black Lives Matter and the Bernie Sanders supporters. Oh, and field questions stemming from Wikileaks finding out the DNC actively tried to undercut Sanders’ campaign. And as Bill Clinton can tell you, Democrats suck best.

That’s not to say the RNC is out of the woods. Donald Trump’s campaign or the Republican National Committee or both made a number of high-profile mistakes that could come back to bite them. Ranging from Melania Trump’s alleged plagiarism from a 2008 Michelle Obama speech to the prime time Ted Cruz speech where he failed to publicly endorse Trump (depending on who you talk to in the Trump campaign) to Donald Trump’s acceptance speech that was darker than George Hamilton at the heart of a black hole while listening to a Sylvia Plath book on CD read by Crispin Glover, it was not the best way to put the GOP’s best foot forward.

At this point, it’s too late to hit the reset button and start the 2016 RNC over because, unfortunately, it’s not like an old school Nintendo. What can be done going forward, however, may erase the memories of how bad the visuals were. Here is a short list of suggestions I have.

1) Do some serious vetting of the campaign staff from top to bottom. Believe me, the Democrats have already started, so the GOP needs to find a way to respond to the worst of what the Dems have planned. Saying “you’re a loser” isn’t going to work.

2) Start figuring out how to strike Hillary where it hurts. Although the email scandal and Benghazi are red meat to voters like me, most people don’t care. What they do care about is easy-to-understand soundbites. Oh, and celebrities.

3) Figure out a way to bring back people turned off by the candidate. Hillary Clinton is beatable, but it’s not good to take a victory in November for granted. Like it or not, Trump has been shedding conservative voters like Julius Caesar shed blood on the steps of the Roman Senate. But it’s not too late to find a way to put Band Aids on the wounds, and the first step is to call a truce and stick to it.

Oh, and to any Democrats reading this, this should also be a concern for you. My best advice for helping Hillary in 2016 is simple: stop being Hillary.

4) Play up Trump’s “fuzzy side.” It’s hard to characterize a man as the second coming of Adolf Hitler (believe me, this is actually a thing right now) if the visuals coming from the campaign counteract it. Visual stimulation in today’s society is hard to overcome, and Trump’s campaign need him to start kissing babies and shaking hands. And you don’t want to get those mixed up, kids.

5) Ignore the fringe players on the Left. Trump’s Twitter war with Elizabeth Warren is entertaining to watch, but it’s counterproductive. Warren isn’t going to stop being the turd in the punch bowl. After so many times of seeing her pop up, maybe it’s time to stop entertaining her online rants and move on to other topics.

The other option would be to hire someone to respond to her with more scathing retorts than “Pocahontas” or “Loser Warren.” As someone with a track record of making scathing retorts, I’d be willing to do it. Call me, maybe?

I’m sure there are more, but these should be good for now.

Author: Thomas

I'm a small town boy living in the heart of Iowa watching the world go by with my wife and dog.

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  1. Odd I watched every hour of the Republican National Convention on C-Span. So of course I didn’t get any media spin (liberal or otherwise) on it. Only my own observations. And what little contact I had with friends who were in attendance.

    One has to remember that I also ran for a spot in the Iowa delegation from the 3rd district. I didn’t get it but I still attempted to be a delegate to the national convention this year. And I may do so again next time around.

    No major event can go without a hitch or two. I’ve been involved in much smaller ones as both part of the organization team and as an attendee. It’s a hard task to do without having a hitch or two. So that’s to be expected. Mistakes will be made.

    As for our next President’s acceptance speech. I thought it was really good. The Donald is known to speak better off the cuff than reading from the teleprompters. But there are times that it is better to follow the script than to ab lib. And he followed the script rather good during the speech.

    1) Trump’s non-traditional approach to politics has worked and will continue to work. Even Gov Mike Huckabee, who has gone up against the Clinton machine agrees. And I think his subject matter expert knowledge counts for something. But do dig and find all the dirt you can.

    2) Actually there are more who do care about Benghazi and the email scandal than most realize. But it’s good to have more ammunition as well. And Mr Trump does have a large number of celebrities who support him. About every one of them who has been on Celebrity Apprentice.

    3) Mr Trump is not as conservative as most people like. But given the choice of Hillary and Trump. It’s a no brainer. Unless you have no brain then you wouldn’t vote for either or you would vote for Hillary. Protest no votes/write-in’s/3rd party against the Republican nominee usually results in a Democratic win. History proves this out. Let’s learn from that and not repeat it.

    4) Donald Trump does have a fuzzy side. During the RNC someone remarked that you can’t fake good kids. And being a parent I know this to be true. All of Trump’s kids love, adore, and admire their father. Both of Trump’s ex-wife’s support Donald Trump in his bid for President. How often do you see an ex spouse supporting anything? It’s not very often. I know.

    5) Hey call up Sam Clovis and give the man a chat. Maybe he will put that bug in Mr Trump’s ear and you can get that gig. I’d love to see it. And you should get on Twitter (but that’s for another reply.)

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