Leftist Lexicon Word of the Week

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By the time you read this, the news of David Koch’s passing will have been circulating for at least 24-48 hours. Whether you agree or disagree with his politics, the fact that David and his brother Charles have impacted society and politics with their charitable and political contributions.

But most Leftists don’t focus on the Koch Brothers’ advancement of science, social issues, and medicine. Instead, they focus on their political activities. And by “focus” I mean “loathe and attack.” I know politics is personal, but the way many Leftists rejoiced at Mr. Koch’s passing was, in a word, orgasmic. They were celebrating as though they won the Lotto, enacted “real socialism”, and impeached President Donald Trump and Vice-President Mike Pence at the same time.

The Koch Brothers are a sore spot for Leftists, which makes them the perfect addition to this edition of the Leftist Lexicon.

the Koch Brothers

What the Left thins it means – two brothers who epitomize evil and have used their wealth to endanger the planet, corrupt government, and further divide this country

What it really means – two brothers who lived and acted in accordance with their beliefs

If the Koch Brothers didn’t exist, it’s a good bet the Left would have to create them because they need a stereotypical right wing foil on which to foist all of their conspiratorial delusions. In the 1990s, it was the “vast right wing conspiracy” headed up by Richard Mellon Scaife. After Bill and Hillary Clinton left the White House, the Left bopped along from George W. Bush (who according to them was both the dumbest President ever and a criminal mastermind) to Dick Cheney to Halliburton. Then, when the Koch Brothers entered the scene, the Left finally had a brand new pair of Mellon Scaifes and the key to go along with them. (With all apologies to Melanie for a reference so tortured it might be against the Geneva Convention.)

So, why all the hatred? Part of it is political. The Koch Brothers skewed libertarian in their beliefs, which means they wanted big government out of our lives as much as possible. Not coincidentally, it also meant they pissed off Leftists by wanting big government out of our lives as much as possible. And since the Right tends to align better with what the Kochs wanted, the brothers sided with the Right instead of the Left. (There is more to come on this point later, so stay tuned.)

One of the great injustices the Left found with the Kochs was they funded research…to reject the pseudo-science of global warming/climate change/catastrophes/whatever name they’re using this week. Oh, horror of horrors! How dare they fund research that isn’t funded and controlled by Leftists! Seriously, this shouldn’t come as a surprise to Leftists, considering the Koch Brothers have funded scientific research in many areas and even helps fund “NOVA” on PBS. Now, what is one publicly funded network the Left wants to protect again? It’s right on the tip of my tongue, but I just can’t think of it right now. I’m sure it will come to me. Probably Before Sunset?

Another part of the hatred towards the Koch Brothers is wealth and the Left’s jealousy of it. As I’ve mentioned previously, the Left is conflicted over wealth. On the one hand, they hate it because it creates haves and have-nots (and three guesses as to who tends to fall into the latter category). On the other hand, they want personal wealth so they can live well and live by a different set of rules than the rest of us have. For all of their talk about equality, the Left doesn’t really want it. They want everyone else to live equally, but they want to live above everyone else.

This begs the question of why Leftists don’t go after wealthy Leftists like Tom Steyer, Bill Gates, and George Soros while demonizing the Koch Brothers. Simple. They’re hypocrites. Oh, and they’re big advocates of punishing people for what George Orwell called wrongthink. Soros alone has had more of an influence on elections than the Koch Brothers ever have (and did so without becoming a wanted criminal in two countries for currency manipulation to boot), but he funds the “right” causes (like Media Matters), so his wealth is okay. But fund something like gun rights and you’re slightly less evil than Hitler, but you’re within spitting distance!

The funny thing about the Left’s hatred of the Koch Brothers is how misguided it is. Once you look at what issues they promoted and funded, including same sex marriage and marijuana decriminalization, the Venn Diagram of where the Left and the Kochs agreed covers a lot of ground. And did I mention they are/were also pro choice?

Now do you feel like idiots, Leftists? Judging from the Twitter accounts from Leftists cheering David’s death and hoping for Charles’ demise to come sooner rather than later, I’m guessing you don’t.

In either case, the Left have maligned people who actually agree with them on important issues, which isn’t that unusual in today’s political climate. Even so, cutting off your nose to spite your face only leaves you looking like Lord Voldemort in a pink knit hat and an “I’m Still With Her” t-shirt stained with overpriced Chipotle food and Starbucks coffee. And while you maintain your self-righteous indignation and amoral superiority over the Koch Brothers, remember this: they put their money where their mouths are, and Charles will continue to do so for no other reason than to piss you off even more. For all the venomous hatred and slander thrown their way, the Koch Brothers continued to do what they wanted on their own terms, and your impotent rage didn’t change that even one micron.

And the world is infinitely better for it.

And that’s what burns Leftists the most. David and Charles Koch acted of their own accord and with their own money while Leftists flapped their gums to try to coerce people to get government government to spend other peoples’ money to make their hot air reality. While the latter approach may tick off the right boxes on the Leftist Ideological Bingo Card, the Koch Brothers actually made things happen.

So much for Leftists being in favor of progress…